tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83808932900762705582011-04-21T15:11:14.358-07:00P@uLin3http://www.blogger.com/profile/06610150135988680735noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8380893290076270558.post-40136179323800270892007-12-09T23:34:00.000-08:002007-12-09T23:35:29.100-08:00<span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">My teacher,TS <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Kua</span> teaching his students,of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">coz</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">includ</span>3d me. He was teaching about how does past life looks like ?????????ooh ya....he also teaching <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">tecnologi</span> tat day.He <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">say'U</span> know ah...Last time my great grandmother ah very tired....now u all are very lucky o....last time,my great grandmother must go and collect newspaper on a bicycle from houses 2 houses <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">eventhough</span> in rain.my great grandmother was so tired...last year , me , <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">mr</span>.<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Kua</span> 's cousin was invited to David <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Beckham</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">hse</span> in USA and allowed to bring one person to follow...and just who is tat??????me lo,mr.Kua...hahahaha....the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">hse</span> ah u never imagine ah....it is so big...nono...it was <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">XXXXXXXXXLARGE</span>....<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">wa</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">lau</span> ... suddenly i want pan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">sai</span> but i <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">donno</span> where ...there got a </span></span></span><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">banggelashgesh</span>,who was a sort like tour guide...</span></span></span><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">so i ask the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">banggelashgesh</span>:-<br /></span></span></span><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> This is the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">convo</span> between Mr.<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">kua</span>(K) and </span></span></span><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">BANGGELASHGESH</span>(B)<br /> <br /> K: where is the bathroom????<br /> B:<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">hah</span>??? he looks like this --- :!<br /> K:(in crooked <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">india</span> language)do u <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">noe</span> where is the bathroom????<br /> B:oh....u mean restroom..<br /> K:bathroom???<br /> B:i bring u there...<br /> K:<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">ok</span>...<br /> B:this is restroom ...enjoy...<br /> *THIS THE END OF <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">CONVO</span>*<br /><br />so,i went in(Mr.<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">Kua</span> continue his story)and saw a bathroom'...Mr.Kua talk to himself...(ooh...in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">malaysia</span> they cal bathroom but in USA they call restroom)so...Mr.Kua went into the toilet which was in restroom.the floor is carpet.a furry carpet...Mr.Kua say to himself again ...(how they keep the carpet dry...so Mr.<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">kua</span> go and pan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">sai</span> lo...while he pan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">sai</span>,he on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">tv</span> plasma <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">Lcd</span>....then,pan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">sai</span> finish..he was finding for tissue toilet to wipe.but it was no wear to be found.so Mr.<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">Kua</span> say 'they are <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_35">ki</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_36">siao</span> wan.they pan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_37">sai</span> finish <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_38">didn</span> wipe wan.' suddenly he saw 5 buttons.<br /><br /> <span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">BUTTONS<span style="font-size: 100%;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Button A:Wash the ass...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><br />Button B:Wipe the ass...<br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Button C:Heat the ass...<br />Button D:Massage the ass...<br />Button E:<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">U guess <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_39">wat</span>???<br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">The clue of the answer:-<br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><ul><li> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">some women like tat thing...</span></li><li> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"></span><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"> it start with <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">P <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">and ends with <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">E</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></li><li><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">it has seven words...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></li></ul><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: 180%;">That's all clue i can tell ..if u read <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_40">tis</span> story(real)<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_41">pls</span> leave <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_42">ur</span> answer on the comment box.<span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></span><br /><br /> <br /></span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);"></span> <br /></span></span></span></span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Sincerely,<br /> P@ULin3 Kong<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 100%;">P.S.<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">:<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">This story is real.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8380893290076270558-4013617932380027089?l=23pauline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>P@uLin3http://www.blogger.com/profile/06610150135988680735noreply@blogger.com0